"The opinion among the seventh-year Gryffindors is somewhat divided, but do you think that Professor Dumbledore had, or still has, a sex life? And, in the case of an affirmative answer, what then does he do with his beard?" Pretty Little Drawings by Lychee
F: Filch. (name) Caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Master of BDSM. Cat expert. Nuff said. A Harry Potter Fanfic Alphabet by Rakina
What the hell did you think would happen, Potter? Harry asked himself severely. That he’d suddenly be overcome with the urge to snog a pair of trousers? Maybe rub up against them a bit? Harry’s fabric tingled all over just thinking about it. Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept
There are some very funny fandom moments out there :D