"The opinion among the seventh-year Gryffindors is somewhat divided, but do you think that Professor Dumbledore had, or still has, a sex life? And, in the case of an affirmative answer, what then does he do with his beard?" Pretty Little Drawings by Lychee

F: Filch. (name) Caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Master of BDSM. Cat expert. Nuff said. A Harry Potter Fanfic Alphabet by Rakina

What the hell did you think would happen, Potter? Harry asked himself severely. That he’d suddenly be overcome with the urge to snog a pair of trousers? Maybe rub up against them a bit? Harry’s fabric tingled all over just thinking about it. Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept

There are some very funny fandom moments out there :D

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Oh, I'd forgot about Wears the Trousers. *giggles* Thank you.

Here's another one:
Snape thinking to himself:
Then again, what had Snape's own options been when he was that age? Death Eaters? Voldemort? "Excuse me, my Dark Lord, but how do I get girls to like me?" The Boy Who Lived A Bit, by Barbarella

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