Thank you! Quid Pro Quo is one of my favorites for one-liners like that.

The Boy Who lived a Bit and all the subsequent stories has hundreds. Here's another:

Or maybe, and here was an unsettling thought, maybe it was just Snape. God, what if he was Snapesexual?

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Mmm... I could do Snapesexual...

*lurks back under rock*

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*G* That makes two of us!

And another, just for you:
Snape uncrossed his arms and put one around Harry's shoulders, pulling him into his side. "If ever a woman should come along who is a greater temptation than you, Mister Potter, I shall give up potions brewing and become a children's party entertainer."

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